Are you a member of IoT Central, which bills itself as “The online community celebrating practitioners at the intersection of traditional embedded systems and the Internet of Things”? If not, why not? You’ll see a lot of familiar faces there, including Jack Ganssle, Jacob Beningo, and — of course — your humble narrator. As I pen these words, I’m up to my armpits in alligators fighting fires without a paddle (I never metaphor I didn’t like) while running around in ever-decreasing circles shouting, “Don’t Panic!” The problem is that I’m trying to juggle too many things, but I can’t juggle. Having said this, I wanted to let you know that I’ve been invited to host IoT Central’s Top 3 Things to Look for In an IoT Connectivity Provider webinar. This 1-hour extravaganza (which includes a 15-minute Question-and-Answer session at the end) will start at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time (1:00 p.m. Eastern Time) on Tuesday 15 September 2020. If you want to hear my dulcet tones — and those of the main speaker too, of course — then all I can say is “Be there or be square.”